30 things I don't know at 30

28 February 2018, Category: advice



There’s a certain kind of article you stumble across now and then which consists of important things people have learnt about life. Usually these are linked to a milestone age, like 50, or 10,000 days on Earth. Lists of advice that seems wise and sage and the accumulation of years of study. This is not one of those articles.

I just turned 30, but I remain staggeringly ignorant of many things. So in no particular order, here are thirty things I don’t know:

Answers on a postcard, please.
[^1]: The devil’s spawn. It’s not a coincidence sulphur smells like rotten eggs. [^2]: I failed four tests when I was 18.